GOP Crook List

I'll post the updates as they're released.....Stay tuned. 

THE CROOK LIST
by Wonkette, 7th grade

(Surely we missed a few dozen. We’ll update this wretched thing as necessary.)

Thomas Noe — Coingate/Bush Pioneer indicted, convicted, imprisoned

David H. Safavian — Bush aide/Abramoff agent indicted, resigned, convicted, imprisoned

Michael Brown — resigns as FEMA boss after Katrina disaster

Scooter Libby — indicted, resigned

Jack Abramoff — indicted, convicted, imprisoned, still bringing people down

Lil’ Jacks — Ralph Reed, Grover Norquist, Michael Scanlon, Conrad Burns, John Doolittle, James Dobson, various other crooks

Duke Cunningham — indicted, resigned, convicted, imprisoned

Kyle “Dusty” Foggo — resigns No. 3 CIA post, investigated by CIA Inspector General over Hookergate

Porter Goss — resigns CIA chief job along with Foggo

Andrew Card — Resigns as CoS to “spend more time with family”

Scott McClellan — Resigns as WH spokesman to spend more time with Andrew Card’s family

Tom DeLay — resigns as Speaker and then as congressman for being a crook & all-around asshole

Phillip Merrill — ExIm Bank boss, undersecretary of defense & NATO ambassador, assassinated

William H. Lash — assistant secretary of commerce, “shoots self”

Bob Ney — indicted, convicted, resigns, rehab, prison

Ted Stevens — Feds raid family offices and homes in Alaska

Mark Foley — resigned, rehab, FBI investigating

Susan Ralston — resigned as Karl Rove’s special aide after Abramoff bribes revealed

Curt Weldon — FBI raids homes and offices of family and business associates; grand jury about to indict

Lester Crawford — resigns FDA, indicted by DoJ, pleads guilty

Via Wonkette